The Free Land of Colorado Communal Vanguard is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 769 million Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. The average income tax rate is 28.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Coloradan economy, worth 97.8 trillion Coloradan Dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,230 Coloradan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and the crispy fried liver of a Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Colorado Communal Vanguard's national animal is the Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Colorado Communal Vanguard is ranked 22,508^th in the world and 12^th in Audinesca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 109.14 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.